Friday, December 21, 2007

New Texas Pole Tax


Well it seems The State Of Texas has come up with a new tax affectionately dubbed the "pole tax" a $5 per customer tax on patrons of the 150 plus Texas strip clubs. This is not the stupidest thing I ever heard of but its right up there and I guessed correctly before checking that the sponser of the legislation creating this was a woman. An import from Canada named Ellen Cohen living in Houston.


Lets see we need more stupid taxes :

Tax on lawyers : They cause 100% of superfluous lawsuits
Tax on abortion clinics : kill more people than wars every year
Tax on politicians: they cause 100% of the stupid laws and taxes
Tax on hair driers: Secret cause of global warming and make men late when going somewhere with the wife
Tax bath tubs: for causing water pollution
Tax on Canadians that move to Texas and stay
well you get the idea this could go on forever and we would be to broke to pay attention.
Any pole the politicians cant control they wanna tax i guess.

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